Hate Day 09

Hello all. Have you ever felt left out of valentine's day? Have you even looked at a couple with envy? Then valentine's day must be coming up. But fear not, there is a cure. A cure to all the times you have felt alone or less than someone else on V-day. It is another holiday called Hate Day. It occurs February 15th, the day after V-day. I created it to counter all the evils of the day before it. Please join me in celebrating being alone. Celebrate your independence from expectations and exercise your ability to let yourself go. So say "no" to pairing up for no reason. Chances are the relationship will fail anyway. I am tired of feeling like a freak every year. Please join me in celebrating single life.

An unforgettable inauguration

If you saw Obama's inauguration you would probably agree with me that is was very boring. If I were in charge I would have made it a little more interesting. Imagine Obama taking his oath and then a ninja swoops in. Obama then fights him using presidential king-fu making the ninja flee in shame. Then after that a dinosaur enters the scene. The dinosaur says "Grr, McCain mad, McCain wanted to win election." Obama also fights the dinosaur causing him to leave and an unforgettable inauguration.

Selling out

I am tired of people labeling bands as “sellouts” or “posers” just because they made some money. What band does not want to make money? That just shows they are getting a bigger audience and spreading their message. It also happens when a band gets merchandise. I’ll admit that an anti-establishment band should not be about merchandise. But there is still the money thing. Would you be able to resist thousands of dollars (probably more) to just put your logo on a t-shirt and crap? I don’t think I could. These guys are making top dollar for doing nothing. Isn’t that the American dream? So stop yelling “poser” whenever a band gets popular or makes some money. It’s what bands set out to do. Sure, they do it for the music and stuff too. But they cannot say the groupies, money and fame did not play a part in the decision to form a band. So whenever I have an entry that doesn’t fill up much of the page I’m going to put one of these mini-rants. It serves to fill up the page and to rant about something I could never write a full entry about. See you next time.

Wikipedia has everything

Sometimes when I'm bored I bullshit around Wikipedia. I look up stuff I already know just to see what Wikipedia has on it. But nothing prepared me for this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people

Wikipedia has a page listing living people. I am serious. I didn't think you would believe me without the link. But there it is So check it out. You can see it in subcategories, but at the very bottom of the page there is a full list. Do people actually look at that list? Do people actually read the list to see who is still alive? Wow, that's all I can say.