An unforgettable inauguration

If you saw Obama's inauguration you would probably agree with me that is was very boring. If I were in charge I would have made it a little more interesting. Imagine Obama taking his oath and then a ninja swoops in. Obama then fights him using presidential king-fu making the ninja flee in shame. Then after that a dinosaur enters the scene. The dinosaur says "Grr, McCain mad, McCain wanted to win election." Obama also fights the dinosaur causing him to leave and an unforgettable inauguration.