V-day, no, not the 5th of november

So I hate valentine's day just like any guy who can never get any pussy. But I'm not going to get in that because you've heard all the rants and complaints about it before. But there is one thing that I just don't get about the holiday. Okay, I don't get it at all but one thing I really don't understand. I've been lonely on V-day so I know what it feels like. Why the fuck do lonely people buy themselves chocolate on v-day? They can lie to their friends and say its from a "secret admirer" but they still know who really sent it to them. So why go and buy yourself chocolates to lie to yourself. I just took a hard look at myself and said the following:

"Tomorrow is valentine's day. I know you're gonna be pretty miserable, but you shouldn't. Relationships aren't for everyone at anytime. You should be ready for it. But whatever I say won't mean shit. But just try not to feel too bad and remember hate day is the day after. So fuck the normies, you're you and that's gonna pay off someday."